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29-08-2010, 02:54 PM #14291
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Logos gone terribly wrong
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29-08-2010, 05:43 PM #14292
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30-08-2010, 01:35 AM #14293
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30-08-2010, 07:02 AM #14294
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A Little Girl's Trick
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties?”
”OOOOhhhh” said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, “Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, “Where did you get the ten dollars from?”
The little girl replied, “Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed.”
The mother replied, “Didn’t I tell you that he is…”
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ”Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn’t wear any panties today.”
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30-08-2010, 04:53 PM #14295
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Wife is wife... No matter who you are!!
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30-08-2010, 07:23 PM #14296
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31-08-2010, 12:10 AM #14297
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31-08-2010, 01:34 PM #14298
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American
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.
"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
The teacher is now angry.
"That's no reason", she says loudly, "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile.
"Then," says Gita, "I'd be an American."
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31-08-2010, 01:42 PM #14299
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31-08-2010, 04:38 PM #14300
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Originally Posted by 591989
Haha....hey wait....I'm an american. 
