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[Cyclonus]

[Beerankutty]

David beckam looking at......



Cristie kissing on trophy

[KidRapper]

The Karate Janitor



Dig this



Real Fallout!

[Vishay]

Always Allow The Boss To Speak First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back right now ." Pfuffff ……….

Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST

[aneeshman]

[KidRapper]

Tips for Keeping Yourself Entertained on a Long Car Trip

WARNING: The 8th image might be a bit disturbing for some.

[KidRapper]

Tailored Terrors

[KidRapper]

Summer Movie Math

This one's pretty good.

[aneeshman]

[Vishay]

Problems With Girls...
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;

If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.


If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.


If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;

If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.


If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u .(very true huh?)


If u don't make love with her.., she says! u don't Love her;

If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.


If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.


If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.


If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.


If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.


If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!