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**Vishay** · 30-04-2010, 10:51 PM

Mr.A: I cannot stay out with you guys late, my wife gets angry.
Friend: There is a way out.When you get home late go to bed straight, and kiss her 10 times.
Mr A relents, goes out to party, returns home late, goes to bed does as his friend told him, she obviously is very happy. When he is done kissing her, he tells his wife that he has to go to the bathroom.
When he enters the loo, he is surprised to see his wife there, he asks her in bewilderment as to how she got in there so fast......angrily his wife shouts back at him..' keep quiet or my mom will wake up. She is in our bed!!!

Kissing is a habit,

Making love is a game!

Boys get all the pleasure,

Girls get all the pain!

He says he loves you and you believe it's true!

But when your stomach starts to swell,

He says the hell with you !!!

Moments of pleasure,

Brings 9 months of pain!

3 days in the hospital,

A baby with no name!

The baby is illegitimate,
The mother is called loose!
It never would have happened,
If he had practised safe!!