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    ok now im going to study

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    Smile

    Some quotes from The Chapelle's Show:



    Tyrone Biggums: Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high.

    Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
    Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!
    Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.

    Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.

    Clayton Bigsby: Then Jasper said "Look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be *me*."

    Dave Chappelle: **** Nick Cannon! Dave Chappelle!
    Chappelle's Kid: He's 'ilarious.
    Dave Chappelle: You know what you're acting like a little bitch!

    Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourself.

    Charlie Murphy: Hey Prince, you got a towel? It's kinda hot in here.
    Prince: Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

    P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.


    Dave Chappelle: Look, man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces - none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses.
    Prosecutor: He's been accused of this more than once.
    Dave Chappelle: So? Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.
    Prosecutor: What?
    Dave Chappelle: Huh?
    Prosecutor: What?
    Dave Chappelle: Huh?

    Dave Chappelle: Well, kids, Dingles isn't feeling very well, so I'm taking him to the doctor.
    White Kid: What's wrong, Dingles?
    Dingles: I have what's known as a "venereal disease."
    White Kid: How did you get that, Dingles?
    Dingles: From ******'.


    Tyrone Biggums: Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

    Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

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    ..... How could it be happened?

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