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    i have to pay £5 every weekend just to get into my own country

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    I refuse to pay it except if i really need to get into wales which is hardly ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornet1994 Log in to see links
    I refuse to pay it except if i really need to get into wales which is hardly ever
    We heard you the first time.

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    3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes.
    After a few days they meet again...
    The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long.'
    The mistress: 'Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything... but we had wild sex all night.'
    The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes... my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says........ ......
    'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
    We heard you the first time.
    Oh it posted twice now i know why it wouldn't let me post it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxide
    What if you really needed to go ??

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    Well it is a public toilet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxide Log in to see links
    Well it is a public toilet...
    .............................

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