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31-03-2009, 08:10 PM #10271
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31-03-2009, 08:21 PM #10272
u really have to watch this one
at 1.45 it starts really bad u have too watch and at 2.55 it gets really bad
beware it toooooo funny
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31-03-2009, 08:23 PM #10273
That used to be a dutch program ^^
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31-03-2009, 08:27 PM #10274
its sooooo funny
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01-04-2009, 03:21 PM #10275Member
English skill of Japanese Prime Minister
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US !!!
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...
The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'How r u'."
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looks quite simple, but the truth is....
When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'Who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)
Mr.Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'
Then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha... .'.
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!!!!!!
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01-04-2009, 03:33 PM #10276Member
try this n recommend to ur friends
MOUSE CALIBRATION
You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer.
I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was!
To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below, then drag the Y toward the g.
If it doesn't work immediately, you might want to clean your mouse, as the calibration is off.
You dumb ass. You'll believe anything
I'M SURE YOU WILL ALSO RECOMMEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS ONCE YOU SEE HOW MUCH SMOOTHER AND BETTER THE MOUSE WORKS AFTER BEING CALIBRATED! AMAZING..
Have A GOOD DAY ! PLEASE DON'T BE ANGRY OR OFFENDED.
JUST SOME HUMOUR !!!! ha ha
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01-04-2009, 03:42 PM #10277Site Contributor Member
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01-04-2009, 03:45 PM #10278Site Contributor Member
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02-04-2009, 07:13 AM #10279
Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank
still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM
card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I
often find ourselves having to explain how it's done. One
teller complained that she kept getting odd looks every
time she explained it. I found out why when I overheard
her tell one man, "Strip down facing me."
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02-04-2009, 07:14 AM #10280
Q. Why are blondes quiet when they're having sex?
A. Because they were told not to talk to strangers
Q. What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?
A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.
Q. What would you use to fry a dick?
A. A Peter Pan
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.