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22-09-2009, 05:25 PM #1
Review: Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain
Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain
Mobile Game Review
Title: Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain
Developer: Gameloft
Publisher: Gameloft
Release Date: August, 2008
Format: J2ME
Game Features: Action-packed missions, take pictures of your friends and turn them into the game’s enemies
Reviewed on: SE W580
Genre: Action
Summary
Bow down because the superhero is here! Yes, the official game of Chuck Norris, the martial arts champ, action star, TV hero, and media phenomenon is finally here and the best part? Well, you get to be Chuck Norris and use his awesome powers to save America from the rogue Soviet army. Take part in thirteen action-packed, death-defying missions and reign supreme, basking in the glory of your awesomeness or rather Chuck Norris’s awesomeness.
Review
This time it’s Chuck Norris, not only because it was requested for, but also because I thought it’s high time i reviewed an action game. Chuck Norris: Bring On the Pain is a game packed with action from the beginning till the end. However action isn’t the only thing about this game, which makes it really interesting.
In the game, you’re Chuck Norris and the main storyline is, you have to save America from the evil Soviet army. The first mission begins in a jungle where you’re carrying a gun and on your way you’ll encounter lots of enemies ready to bite the dust. As you progress killing enemies and rescuing POWs in need of Chuck’s help, you’ll figure out that a sinister plot is in the making. The real action gets started when Chuck’s gun gets jammed and then you get to feel the real raw power of Chuck Norris.
The story is pretty funny with a lot of humour which makes it interesting and Chuck’s monologues along with the dialogues of the “Chuck fearing” enemies, adds spice to the story.
You get to face a wide variety of enemies in the game and you can beat them up using your bare hands or use vehicles, haystacks, barrels or lampposts to smash them to pulp. What’s more interesting is the fact that you get to unlock new powers as you progress through the levels and you can learn them in the dojo by paying a specific amount of money. How to collect money? Well, beating up enemies, defeating bosses and completing challenges drops coins on the ground for you to collect. The mini-challenges in the game adds comic relief and makes the game more interesting.
The main antagonists of the game are Kim Jong-il and Fidel Castro! The best part is, they look funny instead of evil and this adds humour to the game. Progress through the thirteen levels and beat them both to conquer the game. Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain is an addictive and highly action-packed game, though there's no denying the fact that some funny and interesting facts taken from Log in to see links makes the game really entertaining .
The game’s basically a side scrolling game and gameplay is pretty simple. Chuck Norris is basically a beat-‘em up action game and possibly one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. Controls are really easy to master and once you learn new moves from the dojo, pressing the correct sequence of keys will make Chuck(you) execute that move. There are a lot of upgrades to buy including essential life upgrades and deadly moves, like the exploding roundhouse kick and the fatal fury.
Graphics is simply splendid, the detailing is precise and the environment is colourful. Besides this, the game has been designed in such a way that you get to exploit your surroundings to the maximum. You can ride a bike, use cars, lampposts, barrels and haystacks to defeat enemies. The explosions are colourful and the cartoon style graphics makes the game worth playing. In game music is pretty good and sounds are pretty crisp, clear and realistic. Oe of the most fascinating and interesting features of the game is, you can take pictures of your friends, family or even your boss and turn them into the game’s enemies! So if you have a grudge against your boss, you can now bash him up in the game whenever you want.
Conclusion
Summing up, Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain is a highly entertaining, fun filled, action-packed game and it’s definitely worth playing. However if feel like ridiculing Chuck Norris, remember that he’s always better than you, because he can sneeze with his eyes open and besides that he’s played this game with his eyes closed.
Screenshots
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Scores
Graphics: 9.5/10
Excellent.
Sound: 9/10
Great sound, superb music.
Gameplay: 8.8/10
Simple and easy to master.
Story: 8.5/10
Funny and interesting.
Overall Score: 9.2 out of 10
Last edited by the_dead_man; 22-09-2009 at 05:27 PM.
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22-09-2009, 05:41 PM #2
Great review Dip, but Chuck reviewed it before you... Twice...
Good thing i asked you to review it too...
Rep coming tomorow...
"We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."
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22-09-2009, 05:41 PM #3
Awesome review!!!!
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22-09-2009, 05:57 PM #4
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22-09-2009, 06:11 PM #5
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird...
Those facts are great...
"We must never be afraid to go too far, for truth lies beyond."
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22-09-2009, 07:23 PM #6
Great review, awful game.
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22-09-2009, 07:47 PM #7
Great Review
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23-09-2009, 07:22 PM #8
great review
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24-09-2009, 11:07 AM #9
Upcoming Reviews:
Real Football 2010 & Real Football Manager 2010
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25-09-2009, 04:51 AM #10
I just saw this
Anyway, awesome review!!!