Friends VS. Best Friends

[rafster]

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!, that was stupid!!... but it was FUN!!!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your $h1t and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's a$$ that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say B1tch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that $h1t!!!

[Noxide]

Brilliant Rafster.

Scary thing is, some of those are true. And that doesn't reflect well on my CV of life

[rafster]

Yeah...

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say B1tch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that $h1t!!!

Me especially....



Rfster

[Noxide]

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

OOPS!!!

[jmthomas]

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say B1tch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that $h1t!!!

So true, so true. You should never abuse alcohol like that. Always finish your drink and you better not spill it either that's even worse abuse.