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21-08-2007, 11:14 PM #1
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Funny/Effective Pickup Lines
I started this on another forum I belong to, and it was a big hit.
OK, Rules are you can only put one per post..
I'll start with:
"Are you from Tennessee? Cuz baby, you're the only 10 I See!!!"
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22-08-2007, 12:30 AM #2
Your legs must be tired cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day!
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22-08-2007, 02:27 AM #3
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Guy: Has anyone ever told you your beautiful?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Well they lied, words can't describe your beauty
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Excuse me I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
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"Im gonna love you like a snowstorm, baby"
"A snowstorm?"
"Yep, give you 8-10 inches and you wont be able to leave the house for 2 days"
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(Use index finger to call her over, then say)
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two!
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Hey there, that shirt's very becoming on you. Then again if i were on you, I'd be coming too.
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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Soooooooo not funny.... but DAMN IT, it is......
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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I wish I was your second dirivative so I could fill your concavities.
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If your name was Homework, I'd do you on my desk.
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You: Do you wanna have s3x and a pizza?
Girl: Ummmm, no...
You: YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA?
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You: Did it hurt??
Other person: What?
You: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Buy one of those $20 Walmart Tracfones. Go up to a girl you're interested in...
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Give her the phone and say.. "Don't call me... I'll Call you" and walk away slowly....Last edited by Mark; 22-08-2007 at 03:41 AM.
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22-08-2007, 03:36 AM #4
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Merged your posts Rafster, there was no need for so many seperate ones..
Last edited by Mark; 22-08-2007 at 03:48 AM.
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22-08-2007, 03:52 AM #5
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Yeah, I know...
But, I'm a post-whore....
Rafster
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22-08-2007, 05:59 AM #6
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Actually you're just a whore!!! HAHA
Originally Posted by rafster
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Yeah, I know...
But, I'm a post-whore....
Rafster
Kidding Dude. You rock
Todays word is Legs. So let's go out and spread the word.
(Old but still funny)
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22-08-2007, 06:04 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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Yeah........ I know.....
Rafster
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22-08-2007, 11:04 AM #8
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Boy - I've got a special watch that tells me your not wearing any underwear.
Girl - Actually I am
Boy - Damn it's running fast again...........
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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Why don't you sit on my knee and we can talk about the 1st thing that comes up.....
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?Last edited by 1-2-C; 22-08-2007 at 11:08 AM.
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22-08-2007, 11:11 AM #9
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Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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02-09-2007, 11:48 AM #10
your dress will look good on my bedroom floor
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