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this is a story of a weird guy......
guy: doc, i feeling strange. i feel i can see the future!
doctor: when was this first happens?
guy: next monday.......

a camel and an elephant having a convesation:
'hey, camel. why your t*ts growing on your back?' elephant ask.
'take a look to your self! why do you think your pe**s growing on your face?' camel...