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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
The four most important words in any marriage...
You can't buy love...

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing
sliding down his...

The Marine 3-star general in charge of the joint office called his entire staff in for an indoctrination meeting. When they were all inside, the general had his aide close the door and said, "If...

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: "MBA Final year"

One tourist asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Santa:What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Banta:Wow! New Underwear.

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Banta: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

There was a married couple sleeping when an Intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck."Before I kill someone,I like to know their name.What is your name?"
The shaking woman...

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pickup a few items.She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.
"Excuse me" She said "I'm in a...

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A women was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in trap.
The frog said to she,"If you release me from this trap,I will...

A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things,So they decided to go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay,but they might want to start writing...

Sardar: My dad was an extremely brave man.He once entered a lion's cage.
Friend: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Sardar: I didn't say he got out.

It results:
1) Markets silent
2) Streets empty
3) The police at rest
4) All mobile companies in loss
5) No SMS
6) No flowers
7) No Valentine
8) No Candles
9) No perfumes

After marriage of Sardar He had twins,
He named TARA&SITARA


Again twins
He named MAX&CLIMAX


Again twins he named RADIO&VEDIO

Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor"?

Doctor: "100%. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The...