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I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I only catch her in my pockets.

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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

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A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the drive way and asks her if "any garbage today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."

How do you drown a blonde?
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What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Consciousness - the time between naps.

Paradox -...

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