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My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
With a limited inventory

The statement...

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,
I take something for it.



Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,

In Memoriam


With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry...

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Love these CSI Miami things! :laugh:

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, ...

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You'll look at at your dinner in a different way tonight :P

Sexy Nude Poses :P

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Cheeky Chicky:
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http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/28/didyouwantto128617514717496822.jpg

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+Rep when I can :thumbsup:

:blink: That looks like a Spaghetti Mop Dog :laugh:

This is a scam....

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:o Naughty Naughty Vivian! :devil: :P

:clap: Brilliant!!!

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Noxide needs to come back and "revive" this thread... :(

It's not the same without his funnies :(

Two Women In Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After...

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