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Ahahaha :P --->

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know!' Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's...

Ahahaha ---> :P

Little Johnny asks his mother her age.

She replies, 'Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question.'

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Again his mother replies,...

Ahahahaha ---> :P

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see...

hehehe ---> :P

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"
"No" replies the man, "I'm from New...

Ahahahaha :P :laugh: --->

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story.
The following day the...

Ahahahaha, so true! ---> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what...

Ahahahaha ---> :laugh:

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.
...

Ahahahaha ---> :laugh:

A woman passed her daughter's room and heard a strange buzzing noise.
Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked 'why?'
The daughter...

Ahahaha ---> :laugh:

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No...

Ahahaha ---> :laugh:

A wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...
At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Johnny, How are You?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?...

I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year :p

Check that baby out ...

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http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/630/cutebabyworkingmoodfunnis9.jpg

I know that my friend...
...but still it's a funny hair cut style!

What do you think of this hairstyle ?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3140/funnyhairstyle3px2.jpg

What about that sign ? :blink:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5504/funnyvancouversigntx1.jpg

Oooops, you caught me my friend! :P:laugh::P

I've always drink too much, since i was just a little baby...

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2395/funnypicturesdoesyourbant8.jpg

I'm kidding, i don't drink,...not much anyway!!!

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