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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see a...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized...

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Things to do:
1) Dig a big hole
2) Name it love
3) Watch people fall in love... !! :)

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't...

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Bad News and Worse News


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to...

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to...

COWBOY TOMBSTONE



Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah!

I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

His five rules for a happy...

Lost Wife

Santa & Banta both lost their wives and were searching for them when they bumped into each other "Where are you hurrying to?" asked Banta

"I lost my wife!"

"Really? Even mine....

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers
to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using...

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Differences of age, between men and women

The GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30,...

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Angry Wife To Husband...



An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:

"Where the Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband:

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A man was caught by the police

A man was caught by the police: How did u kill 50 people ?


Man : I was driving my Car at 40mph, but when I tried to stop I found that I have no breaks, I saw 2...

An Object Lesson

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh!...

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"Goodbye, Mom"
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little

old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally...

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How to call the police

Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window....

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