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Vulcan pick up lines :)

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No offenses :)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLscSK_IZ9E&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17nd5FrU4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbZrXIgo8iI

"My advice for you is to get married. If you'll have a good wife, you'll be happy, if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrate

Intuition is a woman's quality, that helps her to contradict her...

After God created Adam and Eve, he told them:
- There are only two graces left that separates you from me. One is the art of peeing standing and ...
- I! I! I! I! I want that please, My Lord, I beg...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH63RGNoYz4&feature=related

A lady enters a pharmacy and asks for arsenic.
The pharmacist: Madam, but what do you need arsenic for?
The lady:To kill my husband!
The pharmacist: I'm sorry, but I can't sell you arsenic for...

:laugh::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Old one, but still great :laugh:

A woman was dusting a lamp and suddenly a genie appears:
-You are a nice woman, so I will grant you a wish.
-Can you see that cat? He's my only companion, I would like you to transform him in a...

-You know... Monday I always feel like Robinson Crusoe!
-But why?
-I miss Friday!

2 peasants were talking:
-How is it possible that your cow produces 100l of milk on a daily basis?
-It's...

This joke also contained a moral message, if I recall right:
1. Not all blondes are dumb.
2. All men are the same :laugh:

A frog calls the love hotline:
A man answers: You will meet a very beautiful girl, that will want to know everything about you.
The Frog: But when I'm going to meet her and where? At a party?
Man:...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFK_XuVqsCQ&feature=fvst

This is preposterous.

A young man that was spending holidays at his grandma, forgot one day a bottle with ecstasy pills, in the kitchen. Worried like hell, he goes and asks his grandma about them:

Granny, by any chance...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFPIoVRLic

Order with caution!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD1X0hha68k

Hilarious :laugh:

Christmas is coming, this will do as a nice present :laugh:

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Being a man :blink:

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