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Daughter: Hey mum i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.

Mum: Okay don't do anything stupid.

*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.*
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Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!

*.Mum runs into her...

(This is a long one, but seriously worth a read!)

In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on...

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In order to continue getting-by in America, we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the...

As the Lion was strolling through the jungle he grabbed a monkey, roared and asked, "who's the king of the jungle?" The monkey said, "You are, Mr. Lion sir." The lion said, "That's right and I won't...

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done...

A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know...

Two men, Billy and Samuel, are sitting in a bar when another man comes in with a plastic bag. He sets the bag down on the counter, calls the bartender over, and gives him the bag. The bartender looks...

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President.

The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle."...

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my...

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:laugh: now that it got your attention, how about the subway part?

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