I am, though I'm no where near as sad as I was when Robin died.
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Not too soon, and WHAT!
Robin died!!??
Differences Between School, College and Company
School:
Two books for one subject.
College:
One book for all subjects.
Company:
Books? What are they? Only follow standards.
School:
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK
College:
A White pipe in student's hand - PEN
Company:
A White pipe in employee's hand - 100% CIGARETTE
School:
Most Frequent letter- LEAVE LETTER
College:
Most Frequent letter- LOVE LETTER
Company:
Most Frequent letter- RESIGNATION LETTER
School:
If we go it's boring.
College:
If we don't go it's boring.
Company:
Go/don't go, it's boring
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* A Wife is like a TV
* A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE *
* At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE
* When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE
* Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
* TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!
* TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
* But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
* Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
* TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
* MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).;)
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Sardar built two Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?
When asked him, he said,"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
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Sardar:I think that girl is deaf..
Friend:How do u know?
Sardar:I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge:U R coming daily, don't U have shame?