Submitting an app for review

Hi,
I am Ganesh and i have developed an app called Lazy John. It would be awesome if you help me promote it by reviewing the same. Lazy John is a fun app centred around our character, John. John is unlike characters in other apps, who dance for you or repeat your words. Being a lazy fellow, he will not do any work for you. Programmed to procrastinate, he will come up with a list of excuses not to help you in any way. While most apps promise to boost your productivity, provide you with entertainment or edit your photos, this is an app that proudly stands outrefusing to be in anyway, useful.
John is basically a parody of all the apps that do what the user says. It is the only app in the app store that takes credit in not doing what the user says.
Here is the link to the app : https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...omp.Lazy&hl=en

Regards,
Ganesh:)