Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink...:cool:
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink...:cool:
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Originally Posted by the_dead_man
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
- Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. :rofl:
Did you see what i wrote in the harem Dip...:cool:
:thumbsup: Start it, i'll put in stuff when i get time:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NaturalMystyk27
Chuck will be happy...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by the_dead_man
Attachment 30761................
Loading what?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
or maybe its downloading, A VIRUS!:devil:
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It's not downloading,it's loading...:devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by silverspoons