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Originally Posted by NaturalMystyk27
Its the voice then..............:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
I has an afraid
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Originally Posted by Lemmings
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by Lemmings
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Originally Posted by the_dead_man
talking about that when i was not here:glare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemmings
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Ahhhh... i'm sorry.... not... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by the_dead_man
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Some news specially for Noxide
Most bosses monitor employees' Web surfing at work:whistle::whistle:
Wed, Dec 3 04:35 PM
London, December 3 (ANI): A new study has revealed that two-thirds of British employers keep a check on how many times their employees spend surfing the Internet, and which websites they visit.
An equal number of employers also block "inappropriate" websites, according to the Chartered Management Institute poll of 1,000 managers aged 35.
The survey revealed that older bosses frequently saw the internet as "a massive time-waster" rather than a potentially useful way to work.
It even revealed that one in six managers under 35 considered their employers to be "dinosaurs" when it came to adopting the latest web trends.
Only 49 per cent of those surveyed said that their organisation only "takes up things once they've been tried and tested".
There were only four per cent of the people who said that their employer "falls in love with the latest trend".
"Younger managers are growing up with much greater familiarity of technology and are comfortable using technologies such as mobile video, television on-demand, or information services such as Google and Wikipedia," the Telegraph quoted Jo Causon, director of marketing and corporate affairs at the CMI, as saying.
"Quite clearly, organisations need to harness the comfort levels these individuals have with Internet-based resources, because failure to do so will lead to frustration and the loss of top talent at best, or worse, an open door for competitors to build advantage through a better equipped and enabled workforce," Causon added.
The survey also brought to light the fact that public bodies tended to be more restrictive than private companies.
While 65 per cent of organisations monitored usage, in local government that rose to 86 per cent, and in the police 88 per cent.
The survey showed that 89 per cent of local government bodies blocked "inappropriate" sites. (ANI)
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by Noxide
Top 100 living geniuses
1= Albert Hoffman (Swiss) Chemist 27
1= Tim Berners-Lee (British) Computer Scientist 27
3 George Soros (American) Investor & Philanthropist 25
4 Matt Groening (American) Satirist & Animator 24
5= Nelson Mandela (South African) Politician & Diplomat 23
5= Frederick Sanger (British) Chemist 23
7= Dario Fo (Italian) Writer & Dramatist 22
7= Steven Hawking (British) Physicist 22
9= Oscar Niemeyer (Brazilian) Architect 21
9= Philip Glass (American) Composer 21
9= Grigory Perelman (Russian) Mathematician 21
12= Andrew Wiles (British) Mathematician 20
12= Li Hongzhi (Chinese) Spiritual Leader 20
12= Ali Javan (Iranian) Engineer 20
15= Brian Eno (British) Composer 19
15= Damian Hirst (British) Artist 19
15= Daniel Tammet (British) Savant & Linguist 19
18 Nicholson Baker (American Writer 18
19 Daniel Barenboim (N/A) Musician 17
20= Robert Crumb (American) Artist 16
20= Richard Dawkins (British) Biologist and philosopher 16
20= Larry Page & Sergey Brin (American) Publishers 16
20= Rupert Murdoch (American) Publisher 16
20= Geoffrey Hill (British) Poet 16
25 Garry Kasparov (Russian) Chess Player 15
26= The Dalai Lama (Tibetan) Spiritual Leader 14
26= Steven Spielberg (American) Film maker 14
26= Hiroshi Ishiguro (Japanese) Roboticist 14
26= Robert Edwards (British) Pioneer of IVF treatment 14
26= Seamus Heaney (Irish) Poet 14
31 Harold Pinter (British) Writer & Dramatist 13
32= Flossie Wong-Staal (Chinese) Bio-technologist 12
32= Bobby Fischer (American) Chess Player 12
32= Prince (American) Musician 12
32= Henrik Gorecki (Polish) Composer 12
32= Avram Noam Chomski (American) Philosopher & linguist 12
32= Sebastian Thrun (German) Probabilistic roboticist 12
32= Nima Arkani Hamed (Canadian) Physicist 12
32= Margaret Turnbull (American) Astrobiologist 12
40= Elaine Pagels (American) Historian 11
40= Enrique Ostrea (Philippino) Pediatrics & neonatology 11
40= Gary Becker (American) Economist 11
43= Mohammed Ali (American) Boxer 10
43= Osama Bin Laden (Saudi) Islamicist 10
43= Bill Gates (American) Businessman 10
43= Philip Roth (American) Writer 10
43= James West (American) Invented the foil electrical microphone 10
43= Tuan Vo-Dinh (Vietnamese) Bio-Medical Scientist 10
49= Brian Wilson (American) Musician 9
49= Stevie Wonder (American) Singer songwriter 9
49= Vint Cerf (American) Computer scientist 9
49= Henry Kissinger (American) Diplomat and politician 9
49= Richard Branson (British) Publicist 9
49= Pardis Sabeti (Iranian) Biological anthropologist 9
49= Jon de Mol (Dutch) Television producer 9
49= Meryl Streep (American) Actress 9
49= Margaret Attwood (Canadian) Writer 9
58= Placido Domingo (Spanish) Singer 8
58= John Lasseter (American) Digital Animator 8
58= Shunpei Yamazaki (Japanese) Computer scientist & physicist 8
58= Jane Goodall (British) Ethologist & Anthropologist 8
58= Kirti Narayan Chaudhuri (Indian) Historian 8
58= John Goto (British) Photographer 8
58= Paul McCartney (British) Musician 8
58= Stephen King (American) Writer 8
58= Leonard Cohen (American) Poet & musician 8
67= Aretha Franklin (American) Musician 7
67= David Bowie (British) Musician 7
67= Emily Oster (American) Economist 7
67= Steve Wozniak (American) Engineer and co-founder of Apple Computers 7
67= Martin Cooper (American) Inventor of the cell phone 7
72= George Lucas (American) Film maker 6
72= Niles Rogers (American) Musician 6
72= Hans Zimmer (German) Composer 6
72= John Williams (American) Composer 6
72= Annette Baier (New Zealander) Philosopher 6
72= Dorothy Rowe (British) Psychologist 6
72= Ivan Marchuk (Ukrainian) Artist & sculptor 6
72= Robin Escovado (American) Composer 6
72= Mark Dean (American) Inventor & computer scientist 6
72= Rick Rubin (American) Musician & producer 6
72= Stan Lee (American) Publisher 6
83= David Warren (Australian) Engineer 5
83= Jon Fosse (Norwegian) Writer & dramatist
83= Gjertrud Schnackenberg (American) Poet 5
83= Graham Linehan (Irish) Writer & dramatist 5
83= JK Rowling (British) Writer 5
83= Ken Russell (British) Film maker 5
83= Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov (Russian) Small arms designer 5
83= Erich Jarvis (American) Neurobiologist 5
91=. Chad Varah (British) Founder of Samaritans 4
91= Nicolas Hayek (Swiss) Businessman and founder of Swatch 4
91= Alastair Hannay (British) Philosopher 4
94= Patricia Bath (American) Ophthalmologist
94= Thomas A. Jackson (American) Aerospace engineer 3
94= Dolly Parton (American) Singer 3
94= Morissey (British) Singer 3
94= Michael Eavis (British) Organiser of Glastonbury 3
94= Ranulph Fiennes (British) Adventurer 3
100=. Quentin Tarantino (American) Filmmaker 2
wonderful...
So you think it's 'wonderful' that Osama Bin Laden is being praised as a genius...?
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Originally Posted by AaronVW
Then why say wonderful?
wonderful...Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronVW
...at the fact that people have the audacity to place him in that list
I'm suuuuuuure that's what you meant...
I really am.
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Originally Posted by AaronVW
yeah...so wipe that glare off....Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronVW
Nah.........
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Originally Posted by Jamasama
WTF!!!!!!????
This simple test can predict your all time hero - don't look at the answers until the end!
- Pick a whole number from 1-9
- Times it by 3
- Add 3
- Times it by 3 again
- You should have a 3 digit number :)
- Add the two digits together to find out your all time hero!
Highlight the text below to find out:
1 - Bradd Pitt
2 - Obama
3 - George Clooney
4 - Noxide
5 - Will Smith
6 - Madonna
7 - Daniel Craig
8 - David Beckham
9 - Jamasama
10 - Nicole Kidman
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Santa got attacked, one of the elves got smacked in the face and pushed into a pram.
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Originally Posted by AaronVW
I dunno but it wasn't so funny when they frisked me and then started tearing the house apart.
once upon a time there was mars......
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Originally Posted by Jamasama
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Originally Posted by AaronVW
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The world is so unfair.
What the hell have we all become?
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Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by Chris
You're not corrupt yet... :laugh: