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u to much funny
How dare you steal myQuote:
Originally Posted by Kevin
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Oh crap i can't stop
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its press releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion Rand ago was only
27 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government
is spending it.
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporation Tax
Income TaxWhat the HELL happened?????VATGST
Fishing Licence Tax
Food Licence Tax
Fuel LicenceTax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Hunting Licence TaxLuxury Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxesCapital gains TaxSocial Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Local Tax
Vehicle Licence Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 20 years ago...
And our nation was one of the most prosperous in Africa.
We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in Africa
And Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
I hope this goes around
At least a billion times.
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Originally Posted by Noxide
Ok then...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by Noxide
Those Australians are a strange bunch. :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by Noxide
Oy:mad::P:laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilSpaghetti
:P.........
There's a blister on your tongueQuote:
Originally Posted by EvilSpaghetti
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Originally Posted by EvilSpaghetti
I should cut down on my salt then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
Salt's fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilSpaghetti
Leave the dirty women alone
Are you calling me a dirty woman? :o:o:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by BluSky
Yes, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Noxide
:no: I don't think so. At least, that's not what I understood... :whistle:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
you both are toooooooo strange
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Originally Posted by nojoum
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Originally Posted by nojoum
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Originally Posted by Vishay
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Originally Posted by BluSky
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Originally Posted by Vishay
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Originally Posted by BluSky