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06-08-2010, 09:56 PM
jmarin

Dear my friend Nox and Joe,

Your conversation is interesting, and I enjoyed reading it. However, it is LONG! I would really appreciate it if you could make it shorter in the future. Thank you.

Regards,
J

P.S. This is totally my opinion, some might not mind it at all.
06-08-2010, 09:59 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmarin

Dear my friend Nox and Joe,

Your conversation is interesting, and I enjoyed reading it. However, it is LONG! I would really appreciate it if you could make it shorter in the future. Thank you.

Regards,
J

P.S. This is totally my opinion, some might not mind it at all.

Dear J,

Thank you. We here at Mobiles24 are always keen to improve our service. If you wouldnt mind filling in the survey we have sent to your inbox, it would be highly appreciated.

As for the length issue, we found that the length was necessary to convey our points.

Silver
06-08-2010, 10:09 PM
jmarin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Dear J,

Thank you. We here at Mobiles24 are always keen to improve our service. If you wouldnt mind filling in the survey we have sent to your inbox, it would be highly appreciated.

As for the length issue, we found that the length was necessary to convey our points.

Silver

Dear Joe,

:blink:

I started regretting to approach you in this manner...

J
06-08-2010, 10:11 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmarin

Dear Joe,

:blink:

I started regretting to approach you in this manner...

J

Dear J,

I apologise sincerely for any inconvenience I have caused by answering you in this professional manner. We are working to get this sorted as soon as possible. As you may well be aware, I take customer service very seriously, so we have sent you another questionnaire. Once again, I apologise for the situation you find yourself in now.

Regards,

Silver
06-08-2010, 10:40 PM
jmarin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Dear J,

I apologise sincerely for any inconvenience I have caused by answering you in this professional manner. We are working to get this sorted as soon as possible. As you may well be aware, I take customer service very seriously, so we have sent you another questionnaire. Once again, I apologise for the situation you find yourself in now.

Regards,

Silver

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Dear Joe,

I stop this here before it goes too far and will leave this to you and Nox.

J.
07-08-2010, 12:47 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmarin

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Dear Joe,

I stop this here before it goes too far and will leave this to you and Nox.

J.

Dear J,

We thank you for your time spent with us. We once again thank you for showing concern. I and Noxide shall try to resolve this issue as quickly as possible.

Silver
07-08-2010, 07:34 PM
Michelle

Dear,

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BluSky :P:laugh:
07-08-2010, 07:44 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluSky

Dear,

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BluSky :P:laugh:

Dear BluSky,

It would appear as though your post has been scrambled. This may be due to some kind of techincal error. Please send us your bank details, and we shall look into this as soon as possible.

Silver
07-08-2010, 07:51 PM
Michelle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Dear BluSky,

It would appear as though your post has been scrambled. This may be due to some kind of techincal error. Please send us your bank details, and we shall look into this as soon as possible.

Silver

Dear Silver, is it not time for your meds :P:laugh:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m...an315/meds.jpg

BluSky.
08-08-2010, 08:34 AM
SuperFlash1980

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluSky

Dear Silver, is it not time for your meds :P:laugh:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m...an315/meds.jpg

BluSky.

Haha, I think Silver & I both need those pills. :P

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BluSky again. :glare:
08-08-2010, 03:52 PM
Michelle

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08-08-2010, 03:53 PM
Michelle

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFlash1980

Haha, I think Silver & I both need those pills. :P

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BluSky again. :glare:

Hehehe :P:P :laugh:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SuperFlash1980 again. :whistle:
08-08-2010, 07:33 PM
Silver

Dear BluSky and SuperFlash1980,

I sucessfully managed to rep BluSky, however could not rep Spike, due to the need to spread rep. We hope to sort out this inconvenience swiftly.

Silver
08-08-2010, 08:57 PM
RaulRey

Silver speaking eloquently?? :blink:

Well after all this is the nonsense thread :glare:
08-08-2010, 08:59 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaulRey

Silver speaking eloquently?? :blink:

Well after all this is the nonsense thread :glare:

Indeed Raul. It may come as a schock to you, but after all, I am from the UK. And do enjoy games of croquet. Followed by scones.
09-08-2010, 05:08 AM
Michelle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Dear BluSky and SuperFlash1980,

I sucessfully managed to rep BluSky, however could not rep Spike, due to the need to spread rep. We hope to sort out this inconvenience swiftly.

Silver

Thankyou... :laugh:
09-08-2010, 07:39 AM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Indeed Raul. It may come as a schock to you, but after all, I am from the UK. And do enjoy games of croquet. Followed by scones.

My dear friend Joe.

I have arranged a flight to South Africa for you. It required some dark dealings from my side, but after reading that you enjoy croquet I became aware of the fact that your life is not at all what it should be.

When you arrive, I, myself, will come and collect you at the airport. Thereafter you will spend 4 hours in a psychiatric institution where you will be taught how to cope with the constant sound of gunfire.

Then, my dear friend, I will escort you to the late great Lolly Jackson's Teasers, where you will, beyond a shadow of a doubt, appreciate the fine female form and hopefully be cured of you penchant for croquet.

Regards,

Jurie
09-08-2010, 08:21 AM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

My dear friend Joe.

I have arranged a flight to South Africa for you. It required some dark dealings from my side, but after reading that you enjoy croquet I became aware of the fact that your life is not at all what it should be.

When you arrive, I, myself, will come and collect you at the airport. Thereafter you will spend 4 hours in a psychiatric institution where you will be taught how to cope with the constant sound of gunfire.

Then, my dear friend, I will escort you to the late great Lolly Jackson's Teasers, where you will, beyond a shadow of a doubt, appreciate the fine female form and hopefully be cured of you penchant for croquet.

Regards,

Jurie

Dear Jurie,

I can not thank you enough for all the hard work you have put into getting my mental problem sorted. I am also amazed that you woud go to South America just for me. I personally like the sound of gunfire, as I find it can really create an ambience. I shall meet you at the airport then.

Silver
10-08-2010, 07:22 AM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Dear Jurie,

I can not thank you enough for all the hard work you have put into getting my mental problem sorted. I am also amazed that you woud go to South America just for me. I personally like the sound of gunfire, as I find it can really create an ambience. I shall meet you at the airport then.

Silver

South America?

Why on earth would I go there?
10-08-2010, 11:42 AM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

South America?

Why on earth would I go there?

Apologies. I was tired. I misread what you wrote. :blink:
10-08-2010, 11:46 AM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Apologies. I was tired. I misread what you wrote. :blink:

Apology accepted.

You really should consult a physician my friend.

You are showing signs of a debilitating illness. It would be really sad to see your mental capacity willow away like a flower in winter time.

Maybe you should invest in a holiday. Away from all the stresses involved in being a young man.
10-08-2010, 11:52 AM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

Apology accepted.

You really should consult a physician my friend.

You are showing signs of a debilitating illness. It would be really sad to see your mental capacity willow away like a flower in winter time.

Maybe you should invest in a holiday. Away from all the stresses involved in being a young man.

I shall consult someone.

What a powerful image you created, with the "flower in winter time".

A holiday to Mauritius should solve all the problems. :blink:
10-08-2010, 11:57 AM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

I shall consult someone.

What a powerful image you created, with the "flower in winter time".

A holiday to Mauritius should solve all the problems. :blink:

It is often best to describe something by enabling the reader to form an image in his/her minds' eye.

Mauritius might not be the best option at the moment as the possibility of running into Shane might arise.

Smoking pot in your current state could be extremely detrimental to your health, and should therefor be avoided like the Black Plague.

Instead, why not book yourself a day at a spa, where you could have half-naked ladies step on your back. (It's very good) :laugh:
10-08-2010, 11:59 AM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

It is often best to describe something by enabling the reader to form an image in his/her minds' eye.

Mauritius might not be the best option at the moment as the possibility of running into Shane might arise.

Smoking pot in your current state could be extremely detrimental to your health, and should therefor be avoided like the Black Plague.

Instead, why not book yourself a day at a spa, where you could have half-naked ladies step on your back. (It's very good) :laugh:

As far as I'm aware, Shane is on a boat. Talking to the fishes. I shall try my hardest to avoid pot at all costs.

Only a day? :(
10-08-2010, 12:07 PM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

As far as I'm aware, Shane is on a boat. Talking to the fishes. I shall try my hardest to avoid pot at all costs.

Only a day? :(

Well two days might be a little too much.

She might break your back.:laugh:
10-08-2010, 12:08 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

Well two days might be a little too much.

She might break your back.:laugh:

Fair point. :blink:

I might do a day, skip a day, then have another. :laugh:
10-08-2010, 12:08 PM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Fair point. :blink:

I might do a day, skip a day, then have another. :laugh:

Or you could have a bikini wax the second day :laugh::laugh:

:blink:

:sick:
10-08-2010, 12:11 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

Or you could have a bikini wax the second day :laugh::laugh:

:blink:

:sick:

Ouch. :blink:

Know what? I'll pass on that. :laugh:
10-08-2010, 12:15 PM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Ouch. :blink:

Know what? I'll pass on that. :laugh:

I do think that is a wise decision :laugh:
10-08-2010, 12:19 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

I do think that is a wise decision :laugh:

Well, when I have someone like you teaching my the ways of the world, it is to be expected. :laugh:
10-08-2010, 12:21 PM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Well, when I have someone like you teaching my the ways of the world, it is to be expected. :laugh:

I'm not teaching you te ways of the world.

I'm just teaching you the ways of my world... :laugh:

Notice the clever use of Ctrl I there.
10-08-2010, 12:22 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

I'm not teaching you te ways of the world.

I'm just teaching you the ways of my world... :laugh:

Notice the clever use of Ctrl I there.

I like your world. :laugh: Mind if I adopt parts? :P

Indeed. It was used clearly to prove your point.
10-08-2010, 12:30 PM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

I like your world. :laugh: Mind if I adopt parts? :P

Indeed. It was used clearly to prove your point.

Not at all.

Just leave my parts alone :whistle::whistle::laugh:

You are indeed correct. I shall use it more often
10-08-2010, 01:36 PM
Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noxide

Not at all.

Just leave my parts alone :whistle::whistle::laugh:

You are indeed correct. I shall use it more often

I wont touch your parts. :laugh:

Size is also becoming very useful. :blink:
10-08-2010, 01:40 PM
Michelle

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:blink:
12-08-2010, 07:28 AM
Noxide

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:whee::whee:!!!Whoop Whoop!!! :whee::whee:

Thank you very much everyone!!

Attachment 34847
12-08-2010, 07:34 AM
Michelle

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Originally Posted by Noxide

:whee::whee:!!!Whoop Whoop!!! :whee::whee:

Thank you very much everyone!!

Attachment 34847

You're the best chatterbox :P :laugh: and you're so much fun... :wow:

Edit:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Noxide again :glare:
12-08-2010, 07:41 AM
Noxide

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluSky

You're the best chatterbox :P :laugh: and you're so much fun... :wow:

Edit:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Noxide again :glare:

Thank you BluSky! :)
12-08-2010, 07:55 AM
Vivian

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Originally Posted by Noxide

:whee::whee:!!!Whoop Whoop!!! :whee::whee:

Thank you very much everyone!!

Attachment 34847

Well done Jurie! :clap:
12-08-2010, 08:26 AM
Noxide

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Originally Posted by Vivian

Well done Jurie! :clap:

Thank you much :)

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