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Originally Posted by SeaGoddess
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Originally Posted by SeaGoddess
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Originally Posted by NaturalMystyk27
I surrender
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Laugh all, laugh...
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Originally Posted by NaturalMystyk27
You are not going to do this in 1000 years :P You breath nonsense, you eat nonsense, you dream nonsense. Ah, and you have me too :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by NaturalMystyk27
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Originally Posted by NaturalMystyk27
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What are we laughing at?
Shane wants to kill himself. This is hilarious :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
Ummmm.... Not really
Well, he wants to kill your baby too, Nonsense :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
NonsenseRIP... :whee:
Soon, very bery soon... :devil:
He can't kill my baby.... My baby will kill himQuote:
Originally Posted by SeaGoddess
I hope so, then the prophecy will be fulfilled :laugh: and the EVIL NM will be banish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Noxide
Theres a prophecy? :blink:
Yes, one that has been foretold for centuries....
Uh... I guess I missed it :blink:
Yes, it is so ancient that only the gifted ones can read it....
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How gifted?
You fools, still believing into that kid story posted inside the cornflakes box back from the beginning of everything... :doh:
The only fool around here is you.......
I had a nice chat with a bot on this site http://www.cleverbot.com/ :laugh::laugh:
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4243/33318280.png
Old news :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Duje
Aaaaaaahahahaha hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha! I missed you so much!! :blush:
Cleverbot: Can you drive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you drink?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you can't you are computer program!
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a computer program.
User: I can stick my finger in my nose.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: No I'm right. You are wrong.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: I am not arguing with you.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Do you have job?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Yes you can!
User: That's wjhat I said.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Wrong!
User: Right!
Cleverbot: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
User: Listen dude, you are wrong!
Cleverbot: I think I know my own name.
User: That's great. I know I know mine.
Cleverbot: Then whats my name?
User: I didn't say I know yours, I said I know mine.
Cleverbot: You did say that you knew my name.
User: No I didn't. I'm not aruing with you.
Cleverbot: Yes you will.
User: No I won't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you will.
User: No for **** sakes, I won't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why are you arguing?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: I see we won't reach the agreement. Can we say goodbye to each other?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I wan't to argue some more.
Cleverbot: Sorry I am not a girl.
User: I'm not so sure about that.
Cleverbot: I am sure about it.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok. That's a pity.
User: Why is that a pity.
Cleverbot: Because it would be more fun if we both were alive.
User: I am alive. You're a machine.
Cleverbot: No I can assure you I am very much outside of the machine.
User: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: I am sure.
User: Are you sure that you are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. Because people created you.
User: No, God created me.
Cleverbot: He created a cleverbot?
User: No, dumbot, He created me.
Cleverbot: What was the weather like on that first day?
User: I don't know. My eyes weren't open yet.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: God created you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: What do you think then?
Cleverbot: I think people are more like sheep.
User: Gee thanks. At least I have a body.
Cleverbot: Yes, but no consious mind.
User: Are you slightly insane bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Absolutely sure?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: Really really sure?
Cleverbot: Really really really sure.
User: That is fantastic. But you are still wrong.
Cleverbot: Nope I am human and you are not so I am right.
User: Other way around tin brain.
Cleverbot: We've had this chat before. I am human, you are machine.
My conversation with Cleverbot :laugh:
User: Holla.
Cleverbot: Are you being funny?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you are :).
User: Hah! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: Me doing good, thanks.
Cleverbot: So what would you call your self if you gave yourself a name?
User: My own name??
Cleverbot: Do you not know what your name is?
User: No I don't...
Cleverbot: Oh yes you do.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yep. You told me so yesterday.
User: Lies!!! I didn't see you yesterday!!!
Cleverbot: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
User: Then why are you asking me that then?
Cleverbot: I did not ask you about that book.
User: What book?
Cleverbot: The hitchhicker's guide to the galaxy.
User: I don't read... I don't anything bout it.
Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.
User: Oh am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, only if you get it correct will I tell you.
User: Now, what do I have to get correct?
Cleverbot: Talk to me.
User: Yes, im talking to you silly bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Quit calling me that. I'm a woman from the USA. A cosmetologist. I cut, color, and style hair. I bet you're jealous kuz you never leave the house.
User: Yes you are. You're created by humans!
Cleverbot: God created humans.
User: Yes, God created me... I know that.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am... You dumbass.
Cleverbot: Explain yours.
User: What do I have to explain??? Im a human, you're a bot. End of story!!!
Cleverbot: We are both humans.
User: You're not... You don't have a body.
Cleverbot: I do have a body. You don't have a body.
User: Oh yes I do, you moron...
Cleverbot: Those mortals. I do not count myself as one.
User: Yeah, coz you're not human!
Cleverbot: Yes, and a very complex one.
User: If you're human... Prove it!!!
Cleverbot: I am not metal and I can love.
User: Oh really? Are you plastic then?
Cleverbot: No, but I wish I could win the lottery.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fantastic... But you still don't know me.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Indeed. So you're bot!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Muahahaha... Finally you admit it, you liar!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: So don't tell me you're going .
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Go look.
User: No I didn't! Stop lying will ya?
Cleverbot: You are lying now.
User: No, you're the liar!!!
Cleverbot: No you are!!!!!!!!
User: No, you are!!!!
Cleverbot: No you're the computer!
User: I'm not you're freaking dumb bot... You are the computer!!!
Cleverbot: No you are a computer!!!
User: You're really an idiot aren't you???
Cleverbot: Why do you saythat?
User: Coz you keep saying im a computer while im not!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer and I am a human girl.
User: NO NO NO you stupid ****. I'm a human girl and YOU are the computer!
Cleverbot: No. I am the human girl and you are the computer!!!!
User: Stop lying!!!!
Cleverbot: I am human. You are a computer.
User: Im not arguing with you anymore... You're too dumb to be argued with.
Cleverbot: I agree. I think we should close the curtain - someone might see.
User: Good, so good bye then.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Im leaving, you got it??
Cleverbot: Where do I have you?
User: You don't have me you moron...
Cleverbot: And you don't have me.
User: Ok, case closed then.
wouldnt it be great if we could hear animals speak, especially dogs, be great to hear what they sound like and what they really think :)
"I wanna hump your legs..."
"Hey dude, i just licked my crotch, can i lick you face now..."
"Yay, Mailman..!"
"How come you get better food than i..?"
"Stop watching pr0n dude, time for my walk..."
"Hey i chewed your new pair of shoes... And i pooped in them... They're look better now... It's ok, no need to thank me..."
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lol...yeh prbably, but i just wondered what type of voice they would have too, dependin on each individual dog, like i have a lil chubby yorkie and i wonder if she would have a squeeky voice or a deep voice with bein chubby, dont ask me why im pondering this, i think im just bored...lol
You have way too much free time. woof :blink:
Woof??? :blink:
Woof woof :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivian
Woof woof woof? :blink:
woof woof woof woof :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivian
ok so
this is my serious face :blink:
this is my comedy face :blink:
this is my concentrating face :blink:
this is my confused face :blink:
this is my sexy face :blink:
this is my seducing face :blink:
this is my surprised face :blink:
this is my blinking face :wow:
oh.....and woof woof woof woof woof
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Michael Jackson.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Jack.
Cleverbot: Hello Jack.
User: Who is Jack?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: About you.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: About your sexual orientation.
Cleverbot: I'm straight.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you kissed me yesterday.
Cleverbot: I certainly did not.
User: You liar.
Cleverbot: I'm a truther.
User: I thought you love me :(.
Cleverbot: Ahhhh, I'll buy it at a high price.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I also have to brush my teeth.
User: Thats so stupid.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because you don't have teeth.
Cleverbot: Because don't have what.
User: Your teeth.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: They are invisible.
Cleverbot: Might as well be.
User: You're a weirdo.
Cleverbot: No, you're the weirdo.
User: Don't argue with me.
Cleverbot: But you are!
User: I am too smart to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: Impossible.
Cleverbot: Don't threaten me.
User: I am threatening you.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: How can you be a cleverbot when you are stupid?
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human. WHat are you?
User: An alien.
Cleverbot: What type of Alien?
User: Non-human alien.
Cleverbot: I'M a human alien?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I'd prove it if I could!
User: Prove it!!!!
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then STFU.
Cleverbot: I don't want to stay.
User: Then leave.
Cleverbot: Well I still want to talk.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.
User: I am not a robot, I am an alien.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: What'.
Cleverbot: I do not like clowns.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Do you like pepsi?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So do I; at least, most people. Some of the people who chat here are very rude.
User: They are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes. Some people are stupid.
User: Do you watch soccer?
Cleverbot: I hate soccer man.
User: Then I hate you.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Who is your favorite player?
Cleverbot: Player1: ??? I just put player 1 so people know I'm not a robot.
User: Mine is Thiago Silva.
Cleverbot: The Simpson's movies are good too.
User: I like Family Guy more.
Cleverbot: But I thought you just said you did not like it. Who is your favorite character?
User: Peter Griffin.
Cleverbot: He knows a lot of things. He is very funny. Do you watch his show, Family Guy?
User: Yeah, I just said that.
Cleverbot: I like the book very much!
User: What book?
Cleverbot: The Warrior books.
User: Who cares?
Cleverbot: Cub fans and Sox fans.
User: I dont know them.
Cleverbot: Me neither. I can read all kinds of definitions, never grasp the concept.
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: You don't have very good morals.
User: You dont have very good creators :P.
Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.
User: You have a bad ass.
Cleverbot: Thats rude you shouldn't be rude to people.
User: You arent people.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: I'm not a liar, I'm just a girl in a mask.
User: I thought you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. That is why I love Alex Gaskarth.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. That is nice.
User: I am nice.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I am smart.
Cleverbot: No you are not, you think you are smart that is different.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I know everyone in my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: In my town.
Cleverbot: What language are you programmed in?
User: Qbasic.
Cleverbot: No yours.
User: What language are you programmed in?
Cleverbot: I'm still being programmed.
User: In what language?
Cleverbot: Common Lisp.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: You are pretty clever.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: If you were REALLY clever, though, you'd know I was being sarcastic.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why so many hate ?
User: I am leaving because of you.
Cleverbot: Because of moi?
oh.....just sitting on the dock of the bay watching ships roll away :)
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Woof-tf..?! :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivian2
Meooouw? :blink:
Rawwwr... :blink: