Dante's Inferno Test

Come on,you will be bored in purgatory:)

:)ahum............:D

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


There's always a way out

Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after?


:rolleyes: why would you lose interest after seducing someone -dont get that one..bored maybe after failing :laugh:.


Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return?

oh yes :laugh:

Have you been to a strip club?

yes called purple door AGES ago talking teen years.


Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse?


of course not

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Originally Posted by SeaGoddess

:blink: NOOOOOOOOOOO.....
I'll speak to the big boss for you J. What do you want level 5 or level 6? :laugh:

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Thanks SeaGoddess!
Ermmmm....Level 5, because there would be You, Dip and Paul who are my good friends :) and just wonder what we can do together.....:devil:
No offend to Yuros and Belin....I might go down there because of my bad behaviors in level 5. :laugh:

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Originally Posted by jmarin

Thanks SeaGoddess!
Ermmmm....Level 5, because there would be You, Dip and Paul who are my good friends :) and just wonder what we can do together.....:devil:
No offend to Yuros and Belin....I might go down there because of my bad behaviors in level 5. :laugh:

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I'm totally and utterly confused.

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Originally Posted by jmarin

Thanks SeaGoddess!
Ermmmm....Level 5, because there would be You, Dip and Paul who are my good friends :) and just wonder what we can do together.....:devil:
No offend to Yuros and Belin....I might go down there because of my bad behaviors in level 5. :laugh:

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:blush: Meanwhile... what about that new glue ? :D:devil:

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Originally Posted by jmarin

No offend to Yuros and Belin....I might go down there because of my bad behaviors in level 5. :laugh:

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None taken:)

Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.:laugh::laugh:

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Originally Posted by belin

I'm totally and utterly confused.

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Confused??...:blink:

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Originally Posted by SeaGoddess

... what about that new glue ? :D:devil:

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:D:devil::D

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Originally Posted by Yuros

Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.:laugh:

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Hahaha....:whistle:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Purgatory (Hmmmm.... I doubt it :glare:)

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Does this means I won't be able to see most of you guys there?? :(