How many ..... do you have?

None

How many certificate do you have ?

3

How many clouds do you see

One very, very big one.

How many tea/coffee mugs do you have around you?

Only 1. Quite sad.

How many times have you punched someone?

None

How many mousepad do you have ?

None.

How many computers/laptops have you had?

Computer - A few

Laptop - Two

How many keys do you have ?

5 keys

How many broken heart have you had?

Once

How many watch do you have ?

None

How many cions do you have?