How many ..... do you have?

None... :sick:

How many tellies do you have in your house.

3

How many text messages you had today?

24 so far...

How many times a day do you eat?

Thrice

How many computers do you have around you?

Two

How many bed do you have ?

Two :blink:

How many ringtones do you have?

None

How many friends on Mobiles do you have?

92

How many non-online friends do you have

As like most British men just the 3 main friends.

How many tea bags do you have in your house?

About 54

How many times have you downed a beer