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Originally Posted by Noxide

Yes. You are correct. That point being a few months after band camp...
Would you like me to explain it to you again :)

It saddens me to read about the unfortunate circumstances you find yourself in. 10 miles is the distance from my place of employment to my place of enjoyment. It is quite far. Have you perhaps considered writing her a letter?
In it you should explain that you are deeply remorseful for your heinous acts against her and beg her forgiveness. That way she could speak to the authorities and have the restraining order revoked, leaving you free to roam all 50 glorious United States

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Explaining again would be lovely Jurie. Thank you.

I would write her a letter. But unfortunately, all my letters are intercepted and disposed of under controlled conditions. This relates to an incident previous to the first. I shall try again, explaining the circumstances, and my feelings. Im also not allowed in Texas. Thats another incident.

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Why are you talking sense, Joe and Nox :blink:

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Originally Posted by Silver

Explaining again would be lovely Jurie. Thank you.

I would write her a letter. But unfortunately, all my letters are intercepted and disposed of under controlled conditions. This relates to an incident previous to the first. I shall try again, explaining the circumstances, and my feelings. Im also not allowed in Texas. Thats another incident.

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This one time, at band camp, I saw a man's ding dong and it drove me insane. So I had shock therapy.


What you could also attempt to do is this:
Since you are not allowed in America and seemingly anywhere else on the American continents, have a friend write to her. Try to trick her into coming to England in some way. Maybe create the illusion that she has won the UK lottery and that she has to go to England to claim the prize.
Any other way would do as well, as long as she boards an England-bound aircraft.

Once there, have her go somewhere where there is an unnaturally long, straight road. Put together a couple of lengths of PVC pipe ( I know someone who can supply you with this) This pole should be 10 miles long. Attach to the front of it the apology letter and poke the pipe at her.

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Originally Posted by Noxide

This one time, at band camp, I saw a man's ding dong and it drove me insane. So I had shock therapy.


What you could also attempt to do is this:
Since you are not allowed in America and seemingly anywhere else on the American continents, have a friend write to her. Try to trick her into coming to England in some way. Maybe create the illusion that she has won the UK lottery and that she has to go to England to claim the prize.
Any other way would do as well, as long as she boards an England-bound aircraft.

Once there, have her go somewhere where there is an unnaturally long, straight road. Put together a couple of lengths of PVC pipe ( I know someone who can supply you with this) This pole should be 10 miles long. Attach to the front of it the apology letter and poke the pipe at her.

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Made sense that time.

Its an amazing plan, but you clearly dont know the UK. There are no straight roads. But I would appreciate the PVC pipe.

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Originally Posted by Silver

Made sense that time.

Its an amazing plan, but you clearly dont know the UK. There are no straight roads. But I would appreciate the PVC pipe.

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In that case, ask the friend who wrote the first letter to give her your letter as well.

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Originally Posted by Noxide

In that case, ask the friend who wrote the first letter to give her your letter as well.

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I shall. Except I have no friends. So I have hit a flaw.

BluSky, very nice. :laugh: