Nonsense

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Originally Posted by Silver

Your use of the bold, underlining, and size, confused me. I apologise for any inconvenience caused. In case you do not remember, I married Shane (natural_mystk27). I know he hasnt been seen around much, but I am sure we are still married.

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It was not meant to be confusing at all. In fact, as you are well aware, I am extremely fond of breasts. Therefor, when I read that you are married to a man, I was shocked. My brain function to my fingers stopped, and "no comment" was all that I could muster the strength up for.
The fact that you and Shane are married is troublesome, because should you then offer to make him tea and get distracted by other matters such as the need to relieve yourself, then the frying pan has a much better chance of actually folding around your face. I made that deduction because Shane would have slightly more strength in his biceps and triceps than a woman, allowing for greater force to be exerted through the wrist, increasing the velocity of his swing action.

Should you in fact manage to kill yourself with the rake mentioned earlier, then I would still need to fly to England to pay my last respects.

Regards,

Noxide

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Originally Posted by Noxide

It was not meant to be confusing at all. In fact, as you are well aware, I am extremely fond of breasts. Therefor, when I read that you are married to a man, I was shocked. My brain function to my fingers stopped, and "no comment" was all that I could muster the strength up for.
The fact that you and Shane are married is troublesome, because should you then offer to make him tea and get distracted by other matters such as the need to relieve yourself, then the frying pan has a much better chance of actually folding around your face. I made that deduction because Shane would have slightly more strength in his biceps and triceps than a woman, allowing for greater force to be exerted through the wrist, increasing the velocity of his swing action.

Should you in fact manage to kill yourself with the rake mentioned earlier, then I would still need to fly to England to pay my last respects.

Regards,

Noxide

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Dear Jurie,

I can see the trouble that has been caused here by a simple click. I apologise for that. Shane spends a majority of time stoned, therefore, he does not ask for tea. Indeed, Shane does have more strength in his arms, however, he rarely gets up out of his chair, due to his walking capability being severly decreased. I shall try as hard as is possible not to kill myself with a rake. However, should I not kill myself, id have to kill Shane. So either way you would have to fly to the UK.

Regards,

Silver

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Originally Posted by Silver

Dear Jurie,

I can see the trouble that has been caused here by a simple click. I apologise for that. Shane spends a majority of time stoned, therefore, he does not ask for tea. Indeed, Shane does have more strength in his arms, however, he rarely gets up out of his chair, due to his walking capability being severly decreased. I shall try as hard as is possible not to kill myself with a rake. However, should I not kill myself, id have to kill Shane. So either way you would have to fly to the UK.

Regards,

Silver

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Apology accepted.

But tell me dear friend. Why are you so adamant to take a person's life? Be it your own or someone else's?
It seems to me that there could possibly be a deeper underlying problem than just marrying men. Although that in itself requires immediate attention by means of shock therapy. I might know of someone who could help.
This one time, at band camp, I found myself looking at another man while in the shower. I could not sleep for months, that unnerving (would you look at that. I did it again) image haunted me to the point of suicide and I eventually decided to do something about it. Through the miracle that is the world wide web, I discovered a rather sick human being that hooked himself up to his Sabat car battery. No-one knows why. But he said that he never had any nightmares about anything. I'm guessing it is because most of his braincells have been fried throughout the years of self-mutilation.
So I tried it once and low and behold, I was cured.

You will have to fly to South Africa to see him though. His legs has a striking resemblance to that of Mr Fantastic when Dr Doom zapped him with an immense amount of electricity.

Regards

Noxide

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Originally Posted by Noxide

Apology accepted.

But tell me dear friend. Why are you so adamant to take a person's life? Be it your own or someone else's?
It seems to me that there could possibly be a deeper underlying problem than just marrying men. Although that in itself requires immediate attention by means of shock therapy. I might know of someone who could help.
This one time, at band camp, I found myself looking at another man while in the shower. I could not sleep for months, that unnerving (would you look at that. I did it again) image haunted me to the point of suicide and I eventually decided to do something about it. Through the miracle that is the world wide web, I discovered a rather sick human being that hooked himself up to his Sabat car battery. No-one knows why. But he said that he never had any nightmares about anything. I'm guessing it is because most of his braincells have been fried throughout the years of self-mutilation.
So I tried it once and low and behold, I was cured.

You will have to fly to South Africa to see him though. His legs has a striking resemblance to that of Mr Fantastic when Dr Doom zapped him with an immense amount of electricity.

Regards

Noxide

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Jurie,

I've always had suspiscions that you've undergone shock therapy at some point. However, you have now developed OCD over boobies. However, my neighbour is presently jump starting his Subaru Impreza. I could easily go and schock myself off it now should I choose. Unfortunately, I also lack the money to fly anywhere. Plus the FBI said im not allowed out of the UK. Or there will be consequences. I apologise for that too.
I have no intention of taking someones life, however I am a liability. And things happen.

Regards

Silver

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Originally Posted by Silver

Jurie,

I've always had suspiscions that you've undergone shock therapy at some point. However, you have now developed OCD over boobies. However, my neighbour is presently jump starting his Subaru Impreza. I could easily go and schock myself off it now should I choose. Unfortunately, I also lack the money to fly anywhere. Plus the FBI said im not allowed out of the UK. Or there will be consequences. I apologise for that too.

Regards

Silver

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My friend, my OCD regarding boobies started when I was still in the spermatozoa stage of my development.


And since when is the FBI in England you clown! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Originally Posted by Noxide

My friend, my OCD regarding boobies started when I was still in the spermatozoa stage of my development.


And since when is the FBI in England you clown! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Oh. I see. Well, did you cell undergo schock therapy? Or did something else strange happen along the way? Matters not.

I was in America when this particular "incident" happened. Im not allowed back. Ever. Hope I've cleared that up sufficely. :)

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Originally Posted by Silver

Oh. I see. Well, did you cell undergo schock therapy? Or did something else strange happen along the way? Matters not.

I was in America when this particular "incident" happened. Im not allowed back. Ever. Hope I've cleared that up sufficely. :)

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There is the short term memory deficiency again Silver.
Did I or did I not say that the shock therapy was administered after the incident at band camp?

You have piqued my curiosity now. What happened in America? Did it by any chance involve boobs? If so, were you in the right frame of mind to think of taking photographs?

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Originally Posted by Noxide

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There is the short term memory deficiency again Silver.
Did I or did I not say that the shock therapy was administered after the incident at band camp?

You have piqued my curiosity now. What happened in America? Did it by any chance involve boobs? If so, were you in the right frame of mind to think of taking photographs?

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Indeed. It pops up at the most inopputune times. You did indeed, however, for someone that young to have the same OCD you have now, I figured something strange must've happened at some point.

Oh. I have? Well. Let's just say, Im not allowed within 10 miles of that particular lady again.

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Originally Posted by Silver

Indeed. It pops up at the most inopputune times. You did indeed, however, for someone that young to have the same OCD you have now, I figured something strange must've happened at some point.

Oh. I have? Well. Let's just say, Im not allowed within 10 miles of that particular lady again.

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Yes. You are correct. That point being a few months after band camp...
Would you like me to explain it to you again :)

It saddens me to read about the unfortunate circumstances you find yourself in. 10 miles is the distance from my place of employment to my place of enjoyment. It is quite far. Have you perhaps considered writing her a letter?
In it you should explain that you are deeply remorseful for your heinous acts against her and beg her forgiveness. That way she could speak to the authorities and have the restraining order revoked, leaving you free to roam all 50 glorious United States