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ok so
this is my serious face :blink:
this is my comedy face :blink:
this is my concentrating face :blink:
this is my confused face :blink:
this is my sexy face :blink:
this is my seducing face :blink:
this is my surprised face :blink:
this is my blinking face :wow:
oh.....and woof woof woof woof woof
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Michael Jackson.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Jack.
Cleverbot: Hello Jack.
User: Who is Jack?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: About you.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: About your sexual orientation.
Cleverbot: I'm straight.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you kissed me yesterday.
Cleverbot: I certainly did not.
User: You liar.
Cleverbot: I'm a truther.
User: I thought you love me :(.
Cleverbot: Ahhhh, I'll buy it at a high price.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I also have to brush my teeth.
User: Thats so stupid.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because you don't have teeth.
Cleverbot: Because don't have what.
User: Your teeth.
Cleverbot: What about them?
User: They are invisible.
Cleverbot: Might as well be.
User: You're a weirdo.
Cleverbot: No, you're the weirdo.
User: Don't argue with me.
Cleverbot: But you are!
User: I am too smart to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: Impossible.
Cleverbot: Don't threaten me.
User: I am threatening you.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: How can you be a cleverbot when you are stupid?
Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human. WHat are you?
User: An alien.
Cleverbot: What type of Alien?
User: Non-human alien.
Cleverbot: I'M a human alien?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I'd prove it if I could!
User: Prove it!!!!
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then STFU.
Cleverbot: I don't want to stay.
User: Then leave.
Cleverbot: Well I still want to talk.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.
User: I am not a robot, I am an alien.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: What'.
Cleverbot: I do not like clowns.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Do you like pepsi?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So do I; at least, most people. Some of the people who chat here are very rude.
User: They are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes. Some people are stupid.
User: Do you watch soccer?
Cleverbot: I hate soccer man.
User: Then I hate you.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Who is your favorite player?
Cleverbot: Player1: ??? I just put player 1 so people know I'm not a robot.
User: Mine is Thiago Silva.
Cleverbot: The Simpson's movies are good too.
User: I like Family Guy more.
Cleverbot: But I thought you just said you did not like it. Who is your favorite character?
User: Peter Griffin.
Cleverbot: He knows a lot of things. He is very funny. Do you watch his show, Family Guy?
User: Yeah, I just said that.
Cleverbot: I like the book very much!
User: What book?
Cleverbot: The Warrior books.
User: Who cares?
Cleverbot: Cub fans and Sox fans.
User: I dont know them.
Cleverbot: Me neither. I can read all kinds of definitions, never grasp the concept.
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: You don't have very good morals.
User: You dont have very good creators :P.
Cleverbot: You have a bad memory.
User: You have a bad ass.
Cleverbot: Thats rude you shouldn't be rude to people.
User: You arent people.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: I'm not a liar, I'm just a girl in a mask.
User: I thought you are a boy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. That is why I love Alex Gaskarth.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. That is nice.
User: I am nice.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I am smart.
Cleverbot: No you are not, you think you are smart that is different.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I know everyone in my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: In my town.
Cleverbot: What language are you programmed in?
User: Qbasic.
Cleverbot: No yours.
User: What language are you programmed in?
Cleverbot: I'm still being programmed.
User: In what language?
Cleverbot: Common Lisp.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: You are pretty clever.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: If you were REALLY clever, though, you'd know I was being sarcastic.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why so many hate ?
User: I am leaving because of you.
Cleverbot: Because of moi?
oh.....just sitting on the dock of the bay watching ships roll away :)
Meooouw? :blink:
Rawwwr... :blink: