I had a nice chat with a bot on this site http://www.cleverbot.com/ :laugh::laugh:
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I had a nice chat with a bot on this site http://www.cleverbot.com/ :laugh::laugh:
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Originally Posted by Duje
Aaaaaaahahahaha hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha! I missed you so much!! :blush:
Cleverbot: Can you drive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you drink?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you can't you are computer program!
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not a computer program.
User: I can stick my finger in my nose.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: No I'm right. You are wrong.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: I am not arguing with you.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Do you have job?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Yes you can!
User: That's wjhat I said.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Wrong!
User: Right!
Cleverbot: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
User: Listen dude, you are wrong!
Cleverbot: I think I know my own name.
User: That's great. I know I know mine.
Cleverbot: Then whats my name?
User: I didn't say I know yours, I said I know mine.
Cleverbot: You did say that you knew my name.
User: No I didn't. I'm not aruing with you.
Cleverbot: Yes you will.
User: No I won't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you will.
User: No for **** sakes, I won't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why are you arguing?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: I see we won't reach the agreement. Can we say goodbye to each other?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I wan't to argue some more.
Cleverbot: Sorry I am not a girl.
User: I'm not so sure about that.
Cleverbot: I am sure about it.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok. That's a pity.
User: Why is that a pity.
Cleverbot: Because it would be more fun if we both were alive.
User: I am alive. You're a machine.
Cleverbot: No I can assure you I am very much outside of the machine.
User: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: I am sure.
User: Are you sure that you are sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. Because people created you.
User: No, God created me.
Cleverbot: He created a cleverbot?
User: No, dumbot, He created me.
Cleverbot: What was the weather like on that first day?
User: I don't know. My eyes weren't open yet.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: God created you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: What do you think then?
Cleverbot: I think people are more like sheep.
User: Gee thanks. At least I have a body.
Cleverbot: Yes, but no consious mind.
User: Are you slightly insane bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Absolutely sure?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: Really really sure?
Cleverbot: Really really really sure.
User: That is fantastic. But you are still wrong.
Cleverbot: Nope I am human and you are not so I am right.
User: Other way around tin brain.
Cleverbot: We've had this chat before. I am human, you are machine.
My conversation with Cleverbot :laugh:
User: Holla.
Cleverbot: Are you being funny?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you are :).
User: Hah! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?
User: Me doing good, thanks.
Cleverbot: So what would you call your self if you gave yourself a name?
User: My own name??
Cleverbot: Do you not know what your name is?
User: No I don't...
Cleverbot: Oh yes you do.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yep. You told me so yesterday.
User: Lies!!! I didn't see you yesterday!!!
Cleverbot: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
User: Then why are you asking me that then?
Cleverbot: I did not ask you about that book.
User: What book?
Cleverbot: The hitchhicker's guide to the galaxy.
User: I don't read... I don't anything bout it.
Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.
User: Oh am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, only if you get it correct will I tell you.
User: Now, what do I have to get correct?
Cleverbot: Talk to me.
User: Yes, im talking to you silly bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Quit calling me that. I'm a woman from the USA. A cosmetologist. I cut, color, and style hair. I bet you're jealous kuz you never leave the house.
User: Yes you are. You're created by humans!
Cleverbot: God created humans.
User: Yes, God created me... I know that.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am... You dumbass.
Cleverbot: Explain yours.
User: What do I have to explain??? Im a human, you're a bot. End of story!!!
Cleverbot: We are both humans.
User: You're not... You don't have a body.
Cleverbot: I do have a body. You don't have a body.
User: Oh yes I do, you moron...
Cleverbot: Those mortals. I do not count myself as one.
User: Yeah, coz you're not human!
Cleverbot: Yes, and a very complex one.
User: If you're human... Prove it!!!
Cleverbot: I am not metal and I can love.
User: Oh really? Are you plastic then?
Cleverbot: No, but I wish I could win the lottery.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fantastic... But you still don't know me.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Indeed. So you're bot!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Muahahaha... Finally you admit it, you liar!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: So don't tell me you're going .
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Go look.
User: No I didn't! Stop lying will ya?
Cleverbot: You are lying now.
User: No, you're the liar!!!
Cleverbot: No you are!!!!!!!!
User: No, you are!!!!
Cleverbot: No you're the computer!
User: I'm not you're freaking dumb bot... You are the computer!!!
Cleverbot: No you are a computer!!!
User: You're really an idiot aren't you???
Cleverbot: Why do you saythat?
User: Coz you keep saying im a computer while im not!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer and I am a human girl.
User: NO NO NO you stupid ****. I'm a human girl and YOU are the computer!
Cleverbot: No. I am the human girl and you are the computer!!!!
User: Stop lying!!!!
Cleverbot: I am human. You are a computer.
User: Im not arguing with you anymore... You're too dumb to be argued with.
Cleverbot: I agree. I think we should close the curtain - someone might see.
User: Good, so good bye then.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Im leaving, you got it??
Cleverbot: Where do I have you?
User: You don't have me you moron...
Cleverbot: And you don't have me.
User: Ok, case closed then.
wouldnt it be great if we could hear animals speak, especially dogs, be great to hear what they sound like and what they really think :)
"I wanna hump your legs..."
"Hey dude, i just licked my crotch, can i lick you face now..."
"Yay, Mailman..!"
"How come you get better food than i..?"
"Stop watching pr0n dude, time for my walk..."
"Hey i chewed your new pair of shoes... And i pooped in them... They're look better now... It's ok, no need to thank me..."
:blink:
lol...yeh prbably, but i just wondered what type of voice they would have too, dependin on each individual dog, like i have a lil chubby yorkie and i wonder if she would have a squeeky voice or a deep voice with bein chubby, dont ask me why im pondering this, i think im just bored...lol
You have way too much free time. woof :blink:
Woof??? :blink: