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[Cyclonus]

i always do the sleeping part

[RaulRey]

[RaulRey]

[Vivian]

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This is a real photo in our country btw.

[Vishay]

There was a knock on the door this morning, I opened it and there was a young well dressed man standing there who said:

"I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?"

He said, " Beats the hell out of me" . I've never gotten this far before."

[sohsohtan]

thaks guys cause post all funniest here. Just now receive a call that make me angry and after c all the post here feel better now!!

[Noxide]

An elderly couple were attending church services. About halfway through, the wife
wrote a note and handed it to her husband.

The note said, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

[Cyclonus]

Racism Towards English Speakers

[Vishay]

Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss:Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee:Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss:Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!

[jmarin]

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