Funnies

[GoFish]

Hi guys, how you doin'......Barb

[Kevin]

monday-05.gif

.................

[Noxide]

Hi guys, how you doin'......Barb

It's not how Barb.... It's who and when and how often!!!

Sorry.
We're doing fine thank you. And yourself? Where are the funnies!! Come now.

[Noxide]

When she's there to greet you....
monday-05.gif
Hallo Daar!!!

[DipShyt]

Hi Barb
I was wondering what happened to you...

lgkpw: That's not funny, it's just plain depressing

[GoFish]

It's not how Barb.... It's who and when and how often!!!

Sorry.
We're doing fine thank you. And yourself? Where are the funnies!! Come now.

Yeah good fanx.....

Did you say who or what you were doing???!!!

Resize of carrot.jpg

[GoFish]

Hi Barb
I was wondering what happened to you...

lgkpw: That's not funny, it's just plain depressing

Howdi, I guess we've all been busy, huh!!!
Hey, nice series on South Africa.......

funny_signs_010.jpg

[Noxide]

Yeah good fanx.....

Did you say who or what you were doing???!!!

Resize of carrot.jpg

Nope, who and when

[Noxide]

funny_signs_010.jpg

Did a sheep spit on the windshield??

[GoFish]

Nope, who and when

OK, so you didn't think that one was funny, sigh, what will make you laugh???????







I (a woman) was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.



image-1.gif

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'



I guess that won't do it for you either...............Barb