Funnies

[Vivian]

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[Chris]

[Noxide]

Nice one Chris.

Digging into the archives again are we?

[Chris]

Nice one Chris.

Digging into the archives again are we?

Yeah,Wayne will get very angry today....

[Chris]

[Vivian]

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[Vivian]

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[Joshua_pohan]

[Belinda]

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[MischaKo]

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**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it, Daddy.'**
**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****



**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming pool? ...........**
**Is this 486-5731?'*



**No, I think you have the wrong number.........**

Yeah have seen it on motifake too^^