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[EvilSpaghetti]

A man was walking down the street and he met a small boy. The man asked what was his name.
The boy replied, 'six and seven-eighths.'
The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and he replied, 'they just picked it out of a hat.'

[EvilSpaghetti]

A man wants into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a packet of helicopter crisps.
'Sorry', said the barman, 'we don't have any helicoper crisps, we only have plane.'

[Noxide]

Dude you're gonna beat my posts anyway.

You can put more than one joke in a post

[EvilSpaghetti]

A man goes into a fish and chip shop and says 'Can I have fish and chips twice please?'
The shop owner says, 'I heard you the first time.'

[EvilSpaghetti]

Dude you're gonna beat my posts anyway.

You can put more than one joke in a post

Shhhhh no I can't.

[EvilSpaghetti]

A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. 'Of course it is,' replied the driver.
'Great, I'll have a pint then.'

[Noxide]

Shhhhh no I can't.

Tell you what, I'll stop posting until you pass me.

[EvilSpaghetti]

North Korea reveals its weapons capabilities.

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[EvilSpaghetti]

Tell you what, I'll stop posting until you pass me.

No don't do that.

[Noxide]

No don't do that.

Why not?
I'm trying to be your friend here