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Sticky: People Smoke and Drink for few days and get...
People Smoke and Drink for few days and get addicted.
Look At Me
I studied since childhood, but never get addicted to studies.
This is call " SELF CONTROL" !!
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Sticky: 3 men were arguing about "WHEN LIFE BEGINS" ...
3 men were arguing about "WHEN LIFE BEGINS"
1st: At time of conception.
2nd: At birth.
3rd: You idiots.. Life begins when wife goes for vacation;
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03-07-2011, 06:57 AM
Thread: downloading interupted...help!!!
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I have the same problem... u guys using google...
I have the same problem... u guys using google chrome to download???
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08-12-2010, 06:42 AM
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all the files from mediafire doesnt work..can...
all the files from mediafire doesnt work..can somebody upload again? perhaps at 4share.. for SE 240x320.. thanks..
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17-11-2010, 06:08 AM
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can anyone upload to other sites such as 4share...
can anyone upload to other sites such as 4share or ziddu? i cant dl from media fire and rapid share... i need the SE 240x320 1mb if got. thanks..
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Sticky: jokes
why did the monkey fall outta the tree?
cause he was dead...
why did the other monkey fall outta the tree?
cause he was dead too...
why did the third monkey fall outta tree?
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Sticky: Little Peter comes home from school and asks his...
Little Peter comes home from school and asks his father:
"Dad, I need your help.
Could you tell me about politics?
I have an assignment to hand in tomorrow. "
After a moment's reflection, his... -
Sticky: A German who visited Paris stops next to two guys...
A German who visited Paris stops next to two guys who was
waiting for a bus.
- "Entschuldigung, bitte, Sie Deutsch sprechen? "He asks.
Both the French watch in silence.
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Sticky: Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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Sticky: Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
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Sticky: kds nowadays..haha
Teacher: Class, what is the opposite of laugh?
Student: Sex
Teacher confused and puzzled.
Teacher: Hold it right there young man, tell me why?
Student: Well, laugh is HA HA HA while sex is AH... -
Sticky: Why I fired my Secretary........
Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a... -
Sticky: how fight started...
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used...
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Sticky: Defense Attorney: Will you please state your...
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
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Sticky: A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane....
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.....The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink....He replied in disgust..Id rather be raped by a dozen whores than...
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Sticky: a man and his wife were in court getting a...
a man and his wife were in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of their only child. The wife jumped up and said, " Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with...
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23-12-2009, 09:25 PM
Thread: You Put "this" in "that" Game
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Poll: you put a screw and a driver in a screwdriver......
you put a screw and a driver in a screwdriver... =)
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we can expect Argentina, England, Germany,...
we can expect Argentina, England, Germany, Netherland, Italy, Brazil and Spain to proceed to the last 16 from their respective groups...
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Sticky: LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION Trevor Adams, my...
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
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Sticky: *Men's Pearls of Wisdom* ...
*1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.*
· *2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.*
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Sticky: body language
A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.
Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the... -
Sticky: A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in...
A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition
> to find the Most
> embarrassing moment in listener's lives. The final
> four were: *
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Sticky: One Chinese person walks into a bar in America...
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
> Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,
> and asks for his autograph.. ...
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Sticky: some jokes
ARAB MAN
> > > An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
> > > 'Your name pls.'?
> > > 'Abdul Aziz '
> > > 'Sex? '
> > > 'Six times a week!! '
> > > 'No, no, I mean male or female! '
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Sticky: Don't simply strike a conversation
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your...
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